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The Christmas bells are chiming across the Outer Banks town of Bell Cove, North Carolina, but there’s one local ‘grinch’ who’s not listening . . .He’s got bad-boy looks and a Bah Humbug attitude, so when the local paper asks the villagers to vote on the “Biggest Local Grinch” as a fund-raising project, Ethan Rutledge isn’t surprised to hear he’s made the ballot. He might own the local Christmas Tree Farm, but the holiday hasn’t been welcome in his home since Wendy Patterson left him heart-broken twelve years ago.But now Wendy’s back, fresh from a tour of duty as a female Navy SEAL. She’s bold, beautiful, and has five Navy buddies trailing after her—as if she needs a bodyguard! And what’s all this about them wanting to start a treasure hunting company right

Clean up after the holidays are a snap with the Large Elf Stor Premium Christmas Tree Storage Bag for a 7 1/2 foot tree. A must have after the holiday season, an Elf Stor Christmas tree bag will store your tree away neatly, effortlessly, and make for quick set-up next year. The center of your holiday decor is your Christmas Tree; show it the love it provides you during the Holiday season, all year long with an Elf Stor Christmas Tree Bag. It's as easy as placing your artificial Christmas tree in the bag, zip it up and safely store it away until next year. Because our bag is a full 52 inches long, 30 inches wide, and 30 inches deep, you will have no problem storing unassembled artificial trees and accessories up to 7. 5 feet tall. This bag can also store more than just your Christmas T

It's Christmas Eve and Santa is busy getting gussied up for the big night. But when he goes to put on his warm, cozy (holey, ragged) Christmas underwear, they're nowhere to be found! With undies for every occasion, he tries on the rest of his collection. But nothing is quite right. Just when he's about to give up he find a surprise from his considerate team of reindeer. Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!

We re happy to present the first ever RiffTrax Christmas special! In the spirit of the season (that is, delusional hysteria and madness) we ve dug up some hilariously bizarre holiday oddities! Join your hosts, Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett, as they: *Exchange gifts, with vintage toy commercials *Riff an insane vintage cartoon, The Shanty Where Santy Claus Lives *And riff the main event, Magic Christmas Tree! Magic Christmas Tree is a fresh slice of holiday weird, sure to bring back cherished childhood memories. Remember how your parents used to tell that old Christmas tale of a boy who hit his head trying to help a witch retrieve a cat named Lucifer, hallucinated for months, and befriended a creepy, sarcastic tree? No? Well that s probably for the best, you were a young,

John Fowles (1926–2005) is widely regarded as one of the preeminent English novelists of the twentieth century—his books have sold millions of copies worldwide, been turned into beloved films, and been popularly voted among the 100 greatest novels of the century. To a smaller yet no less passionate audience, Fowles is also known for having written The Tree, one of his few works of nonfiction. First published a generation ago, it is a provocative meditation on the connection between the natural world and human creativity, and a powerful argument against taming the wild. In it, Fowles recounts his own childhood in England and describes how he rebelled against his Edwardian father’s obsession with the “quantifiable yield” of well-pruned fruit trees and came to

Measures 9-Feet tall with 65" diameter. 2128 branch tips. All metal hinged construction (branches are attached to center pole sections). Comes in four sections for quick and easy set-up. Includes sturdy folding metal tree stand. Fire-resistant and non-allergenic. 5-year warranty. Packed in reusable storage carton.  Assembly instructions included.

Bring out your inner bacon freak with this sizzlin' hot glass bacon ornament. A beacon for bacon lovers everywhere, this slice of Holiday fun is made of hand blown glass with attached hanging loop with golden string.

You’ve got mail! When Maisy invites her friends to a holiday party, she receives several pull-out gifts that she’s happy to share with fans.The holidays are coming, and Maisy’s friends are thrilled to receive invitations to her party. It will be fun to play games, tell stories, sing carols, and eat treats! Dotty, Eddie, Cyril, Tallulah, and Charley all send thank-you notes to Maisy, each with a little something she might enjoy. And Maisy has something to give to her readers as well! Kids will be excited to reach into the envelope pockets to find:· a star ornament· an angel ornament · a simple gingerbread recipe · a book of jokes · a small advent calendar · and a Christmas card from Maisy!

Christmas is just around the corner! The Christmas tree is going to give you a warm and nice holiday. The thick blades of our Christmas tree are made from eco-friendly PVC material, which makes the tree is absolutely safe even to babies and also add anti-crush capacity to the tree. Decorated with 180/230/280 energy saving UL-certified LED lights and fiber optics, this Christmas tree will present changeable colorful lights with 8 light pattern options. Assembly only requires few steps, after putting the tree and metal stand together, all you require to do is to straighten out the branches, so the
High classic PVC material makes the branches look more real and more full.Solid Metal tree stand can provide more stability.8 built-in light pattern options:Combination; In waves; Sequential; Slo-Glo; Chasing/Flash; Slow Fade; Twinkle/Flash; Steady On.6 colors of the LED lights.Assure safety even you light the tree for a long time.Overall Dimensions(fully spread):3.1'(W) x

Our 7FT/7.5FT/8Ft Artificial Christmas tree is an ideal Christmas trimmings. It features simple green color,925/1125/1335 branch tips design to help emulate a real Christmas tree. The tree is made of fade and crush resistant PVC and PE needles, appears fresh-cut. In addition the staggered branches give the tree a fuller profile. High density metal bases to keep the tree planted in an upright position. The pre-installed 460/540/600 LED lights provide a warm white lighting effects, add a fantastic festive atmosphere to your home.FeaturePre-lit with460 UL(7FT) 540 UL(7.5FT)600 UL(8FT)-certified LED lights on each branches for no assembly and easy to useHinged
Energy-saving lights provides a warm white lighting effectsTree's body separates into 3 distinct hinged sections for easy assembling, dismantling, and